Hey Tummy,Nice Colleague asked about you today. I told her the truth; you've been a bad kid lately. She says it's the irregular meals but why only now? I disagree. Can you also return to where you belong? I know I haven't been the least bit conscientious in doing what I should be doing but please, I cannot have you expanding beyond my boobs which, sadly, you most definitely are at present.
Please be good again. I will be very (times 10) grateful.
Love,
Me